Oh please

Oh you people. When are you going to learn?

Russell Peters is so spit-fire.

But Demetri Martin? Now he's, like, spelling things correctly.

......Poklen rule-wise. On a scale of 10. 1 (as spitfire) being the poklen-est and 10 (going online on the computer) being the least poklen-est.

Demetri rates as a 15 on the scale, baby.