I'm feeling remotely generous today so I'm going to help out you single guys out there who are having a little trouble with the ladies~... *wink*nudge* uhuhuhuh, no kidding. I'll claim $5 at the end of the post mind you :p
1) Sense of humour
- This is mucho, muchoimportante. If you can make a girl laugh then that's awesome. You're well on your way to getting a girlfriend. Of course be tasteful... Making fun of other people isn't the right way to impress your leading lady (unless you happen to know that the girl dislikes that person a whole lot).
2) Appearance
- Girls generally don't ask for much. We don't exactly expect you to have huge torpedo arms, ripped abs and brick hard calves. Maybe at one phase of our lives we did but then we snapped out of it and became more realistic. Sure a fit bod is highly appreciated so don't stop doing them sit ups. Style wise, we like the laid back look. Don't try too hard cos that just looks.. uhmmm... desperate? So just jeans, a cool tee and tousled hair is more than enough. Thank you.
3) Conversation
- Do you blame us girls for wanting just a teensy, weensy bit of intellectuality? We like guys whom we can have conversations with. A guy with their own opinions, a guy who can teach us new things, a guy who actually TALKS. You don't have to have an IQ of 350, just be a bit more open and chatty. The chicks will come, I swear.
4) Personality
- I think an example is best for this. Meet A. He likes to watch TV. He likes football. he likes chicken. He likes girls. Now meet B. He enjoys reading books, especially dark fiction and classic literature. He listens to all kinds of music but his favourites are jazz, blues and punk rock. He likes to try out extreme sports such as rock climbing, paint ball and karate. Who sounds more interesting? Of course B lah! Point is, do something different. Try new things, find a hobby. Most of the very few interesting people are that way because they are passionate about something. They are occupied with something and THAT makes them cool.
5) Etiquette
- Okay... well, girls like a gentleman. By that I mean, keep your pants on and your hands preferably off their breasts. Pay for dates (maybe not all of them, a decent girl would chip in most of the time), hold the door for her, swear less in front of her (seriously, do you REALLY think we find boys who swear their heads off attractive?) and just treat her right.
So yeah, that's it. Please take note that this is MY opinion. For girls out there who are going, "Ugh, that is so not true... I DO want a boy who says shit 50x within an hour," go play with your barbie dolls little chickadee. Good luck boys, try this out and you'd prolly get a girl in around.... a month XP I never said the results would be immediate.
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