Rosie O'Donnell blames heart attack helping Fat Lady Get Out of Her Car

And no, the fat lady was not herself.

Rosie O'Donnell says she is a ' miracle ', she is still alive after he suffered a heart attack last week.

Apparently, Rosie believes that the heart attack was brought after she helped an enormous woman "out of her car in a parking lot, and he saved his own life by using tips remembered by television commercials and Internet search.

And she wrote all about it all poetic-like on its Web site.

No, really. She has done.

O'Donnell, 50, credited his survival to quick search on the Internet about her painful symptoms and a Bayer Aspirin that had seen recommended in ads.

"Thank God/saved from a tv commercial-literally," she wrote Monday in his usual form verse on his blog. "They call this type of heart attack the Widowmaker/I'm lucky to be here," she wrote.

O'Donnell said his health problems began on 14 August, after she helped an enormous woman» who struggle to get out of his car in a parking lot in Nyack, N.Y.

A few hours later, his chest ached, both arms felt sore as if they were bruised, became nauseated and had his sweaty skin.

"maybe this is a heart attack," she wrote. "I googled womens symptoms of heart attack/I had many of them, but really? – I thought – naaaa. "

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The entire prose poem by Rosie who describes himself as a fat lady almost killed is pure hilarity and "Has" to be seen to be believed!

Check it out below:

Here's what happened
Tuesday morning
While walking in a parking lot at nyack
I heard a loud voice Commander

more than a question of request
a challenge – an appeal
I turned and saw a huge woman
struggling to get out of his car

"u can help me? You asked again
as I walked toward her
"oh you are rosie odonnell»
Yes I am

It wasn't easy
but together we did it
He was tall and on her way
with gratitude

muscular system – thinking
fabric stretched or pulled
I went about my day
the persistent pain

Maybe this is a heart attack
i googled womens symptoms of heart attack
I had many of them
but in reality? – I thought – naaaa

did not call 911
50% of women who have heart attacks ever call 911
the 200,000 women die of heart attacks
each year in the United States

My boyfriend was stuck on 99%
they call this type of heart attack
The Widowmaker
I'm lucky to be here

Save urself

Look at that. Rosie O'Donnell giving blame to full of his heart attack on another woman-greasy — and not just fatness. SMH.

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